I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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