Apparently you make a good broom.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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