I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
It's Friday. Sex?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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