it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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