he puts the penis in happiness.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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