I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
