Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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