I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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