Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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