I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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