My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You've changed since you got that strap on
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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