Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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