Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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