Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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