hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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