Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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