Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
The cops high fived after they tackled you
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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