i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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