Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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