butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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