You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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