Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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