It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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