is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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