I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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