White coat. Heels.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
