the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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