google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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