If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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