Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
lets start a swedish sibling band together
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
