so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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