can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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