he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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