Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
