I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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