Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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