yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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