Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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