I just made out with a guy for $7.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Randomize
