I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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