Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
So here I am, sexting at work.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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