Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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