doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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