I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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