Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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