on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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