How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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