Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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