Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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