So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
You dont lie about slip and slides
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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