Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
are you so shy because you have an std?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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